The size, the shape, and the ability to maintain an erection as well as how we please our lover are just some of the issues that we males and our penises may encounter in our lifetimes. And, on most occasions, we are left asking ourselves questions about whether or not our penises are behaving as they should. Let’s face it, our penises are very powerful appendages. Without them, we would not feel complete and, in most incidences, we would believe we were a lesser man. Our penises symbolize our sexuality, give us confidence in-and-out of the bedroom, and make us feel strong and virile. When our penises are not feeling 100%, then we often find that our confidence wanes, and we can feel as though we have failed in some way. Having thought about it at length and, of course, having discussed this with my friends, I have made a list of the pros and cons of penises from the perspective of men and women. “Women, how can you write from a woman’s perspective?” I hear you ask. Well, I sat down with my friends and actually discussed male penises. And, don’t worry, my friends consist of a middle-aged sister, her younger female friend, my girl friend, and a gal pal, so there was a varied and unscientific query. The Pros and Cons of Penises from a Male Perspective Pros – • When he’s happy, I’m happy. • When I get an erection, I feel like I can conquer the world. Cons – • Cold weather or cold water causes him to shrink, along with my ego. • Sometimes my penis has the tendency to become erect at the most inopportune moments. • As I age, my libido seems to decline, and my penis just doesn’t seem to want to play as frequently. The Pros and Cons of Penises from a Female Perspective Pros – • When he’s happy, so is his penis and this then makes me happy. • When he gets an erection, I feel a little vulnerable at first because his penis resembles a lion stalking its prey, and its staring right at me as though I am dinner. Cons – • The male penis seems to suffer dramatically from weather conditions, so maybe he could do with a little more warmth. Should I knit him a penis heater? • There are times and places or everything, why does he need to touch his penis now? Just where are his manners? • I used to find that his penis wanted to come out and play more, but now he just seems to want to cuddle, and his penis has gone into hibernation. Does this mean that he does not find me as attractive as he use to? Conclusions: Keep penises warm and away from the cold -- wear a penis sweater. A Penis’s behavior and the mood of a male are intricately woven together -- beware. Penises should have less of a ‘king of the jungle’ persona, and more of an ‘I love you’ persona. Having less of a libido is okay, providing that you bring a bit more love to the table. Note well - none of the females interviewed mentioned the ‘size’ of a penis being an important factor. So guys, if you’re normal in size, and possibly even less than normal, just remember that you’re doing fine.
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