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1. Lottay Wish List Survey Forecasts Holiday Shopping Trends for Black Friday and Cyber Monday
November 20, 2009


Cow, Monkey, Hookah, Satan Earn “Oddest Wish” Honors for Online Gift Giving LOS ANGELES — Nov. 19, 2009 — Lottay, the online gift-giving company, today announced the results of its wish list survey, forecasting holiday shopping trends for Black Friday and Cyber Monday. • 38 percent of people want something other than products • Top product wishes: Nintendo Wii, Wii games and accessories • Top experiential wishes: Travel, cash for shopping In addition to revealing the most wished-for products and gifts, the survey also reveals some of the oddest wishes that people have made... (read more)

Author: Lottay Team | Article Views: 10

2. Like Gettiing Rick Rolled? The Rick Astley Rickroll Revealed.
November 19, 2009


Have you ever been “Rickrolled”? Well if you have you know just how frustrating it can be. This is how it works…you're on your computer surfing the net and you go to check your email. There is an email from a friend or colleague of that you know. The email has a link in it and knowing the sender of the email, you have some assurance that it is something of interest to you. You consider the title of the link and click on it…all of a sudden a window pops up and it is none other than the man himself…Rick Astley singing “Never Gonna Give You Up” in his smash hit 80’s video! You know the vide... (read more)

Author: William Snyder | Article Views: 26

3. Dust Storm Pool Problems? Zodiac has the Answers
November 19, 2009


With the recent devastating dust storms in NSW and Queensland, it seems many pool owners have been suffering the consequences. The storms created two main problems. Many may have noticed that their water has turned cloudy and green meaning that they now have algae. This is because the dust is rich in nutrients and this together with warm weather (particularly in Queensland) has created perfect conditions for algae blooms. The other common problem is that the dust remains in the pool water making it cloudy despite vacuuming and running the pump. Zodiac, the market leader in pool t... (read more)

Author: Zodiac Australia | Article Views: 26

4. Spacelocker- How to Check who has Clicked on your Profile
November 19, 2009


Spacelocker-Check your Clicks Well at Spacelocker you can find those “unknown peaks”. Of course you first have to join Spacelocker. Then you have to complete your profile. And most importantly you have to put a picture on your profile/locker page. Then you are out there in the fun world of Spacelocker. Now get active. You will be surprised who is looking at you. Go to the meeting place in Spacelocker. There you can see w... (read more)

Author: Gabriela Schmid | Article Views: 25

5. Why Stream Two and a Half Men Episodes Online
November 16, 2009


Times are changing and new things tend to always surface as time goes and streaming has been one of them for awhile now. Watching TV on the flat screen can be just as enjoyable streaming on the World Wide Web. So let me elaborate why you should stream episodes online. The great thing about streaming on the internet is that you can watch episodes anytime of the day whether it be early 2am after the club or 12oclock noon during your lunch break. The enjoyment factor about watching anytime of the day is that you can watch any episode at your leisure; besides the new episodes that only air on... (read more)

Author: Danny Kim | Article Views: 35

6. THOSE PESKY ELECTRONS
November 16, 2009


Our friends and family called us pioneers because we bit the bullet and bought the first TV set just in time for the first Louis/Walcott fight in 1947. It was a massive three foot high Philco console with a barely detectable ten inch viewing surface, centered, and about five inches from the top. It looked like a postage stamp pasted on the Great Wall of China. The instruction book, written in hieroglyphics, was particularly intimidating because no one in the family believed that pictures could fly through the air. It took a long time for us to accept the miracle of travelling sound waves, but ... (read more)

Author: David Sahud | Article Views: 62

7. YouSTFU! No, this is not foul language, just the name of a site you should check out.
November 13, 2009


YouSTFU! No, this is not foul language, just the name of a site you should check out. YouSTFU.com is all about users sharing stories, voting, discussing and approaching issues and topics that would cause you to shout "STFU!" YouSTFU is not another complex and time-consuming way to connect with others; in fact, it strongly discourages people getting "together" and prefers its visitors to be friendless, recluse and otherwise normal. Site features include posting/voting/commenting on stories, adding pictures and video, an STFU picture gallery, creating custom STFU mugs, and shopping for STFU... (read more)

Author: rolando vallarino | Article Views: 36

8. 10 Affirmations for a Stress-Free Wedding
November 12, 2009


We know the wedding planning process can be stressful and hope that these tongue-in-cheek affirmations will get you through with a song in your heart and a smile on your face. 1) Wearing white makes me look thin. 2) I interact with my future in-laws with serenity and grace, even when Mom-in-law offers suggestions for the wedding day that would make others want to hurl. 3) My maid of honor's blue mullet and 37 tattoos are an expression of her creativity and playfulness. I am lucky to have such a unique individual in my wedding party. 4) My fiancé's refusal to get involved in wedding pla... (read more)

Author: Maureen Thomson | Article Views: 43

9. How to Find Funny Birthday Poems for Friends
November 12, 2009


Why funny birthday poems for friends and family? You know how everyone brings a present to their friend's birthday. As much as birthday presents are a great part of a birthday, you can still use something else to make your gift more special and memorable: short funny birthday poems. Sometimes nothing can be more humorous and fun than silly poems about friends. Rhyming poems have this magic with words. They help you say a lot in just a few lines, and your friends will remember your cute message for many years to come. Whether you are going to attend a frie... (read more)

Author: Michelle Jones | Article Views: 44

10. Online Christmas Greeting Cards in Demand in Spite of Economic Downturn
November 12, 2009


While the Christmas air is starting to build up, the world is still trying to recover from the global crisis and for most of us the holidays have only become more of a burden than anything. Almost everybody is dreading the fact that since the (compulsory) gift-giving season is up ahead, they would have to actually, well, buy gifts to give to their loved ones. For some it's even worse when their loved ones are abroad or just in another far state. With airfares skyrocketing, not all of us are keen to travel long distance. The tough economic times made it very hard for the people. Not only d... (read more)

Author: Parvis Radji | Article Views: 38

11. The Top Ten Christmas Gifts For Women That Revive and Rejuvenate
November 12, 2009


The focus for this years top ten Christmas gifts is on health and well being. It’s been a stressful time for all of us and time that the women in your life had some pampering. This Christmas buy her something that will revive, rejuvenate and promote her long term well being. Here’s my top 10 Christmas gifts to give good cheer all year round. 1. A Juicer: – It’s now a well established fact that colorful fruit and vegetables contain all sorts of great vitamins, minerals and all important anti-oxidants. These begin to deteriorate immediately the juice is produced, so to get any r... (read more)

Author: Nerida Murray | Article Views: 40

12. Spacelocker: What is the Meaning of the Rose?
November 12, 2009


PhotobucketFlowers are a great source of non verbal expression. In the age of the Internet this has even become more popular. Most people have sent at least one message to someone accompanied by flowers. Some have even had whole conversations “spoken” through flowers. The flower that sends the most meaning is the single rose. And the most common single rose is the red rose. It sends the message of love a... (read more)

Author: Gabriela Schmid | Article Views: 55

13. Funny Bible Quotes
November 10, 2009


Can you find funny Bible quotes in the Bible? Even though it is not a book for jokes or humor, you can still find some funny phrases and stories inside the Bible. They are some of the most entertaining Christian funny quotes you can find. So why it is so? Does God want to tell us it is good and encouraged to have fun and enjoy ourselves? Does you want to tell us he is not that serious and strict that some of us may think? You can think anyway you like, but the fact is we can find many funny quotes in the Bible. Here are some of the funniest par... (read more)

Author: Michelle Jones | Article Views: 81

14. Top 5 Reasons to Dye your Pubic Hair
November 05, 2009


TOP 5 REASONS TO DYE YOUR PUBIC HAIR 1. TO COVER GREYS The sight of a few rogue grey hairs protruding from your head scalp is one thing, but greys in the nether regions are a different nightmare completely. Pubic hair dye allows you the comfort and security of knowing that if your date goes well, you won't have to worry about the silver fox lurking in your underpants. 2. TO SHOCK YOUR PARTNER ON THE WEDDING NIGHT The speech went down a treat, and the reception is beginning to wind down. Methinks time to retire upstairs with your beautiful spouse for a night of passion before jettin... (read more)

Author: Jon Beach | Article Views: 95

15. The Case of the Teacher and the Teen Trickster
November 05, 2009


CSI* - Computer Forensics Files: Real Cases from Burgess Forensics #9 The Case of the Teacher and the Teen Trickster Copyright 2009, by Steve Burgess The stories are true; the names and places have been changed to protect the potentially guilty. It was a grey October day, the kind of day when a guy likes to cozy up next to a bank of servers to keep warm, when the Teacher first called me. "They think I'm nuts!" were the words emanating from the phone. Well, just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you. I sat up and went to my desk, away from the noisy fans c... (read more)

Author: Steve Burgess | Article Views: 50

16. Many children suffer from sleepwalking due to poorly developed sleep
November 05, 2009


Children suffer from sleepwalking due to health problems like weakness, stress among the children. During a survey it was found that nearly 14% of children suffer from sleepwalking. Many children more than one sleepwalking episodes and it is also being observed that boys suffer more from this disease in comparison to the girls. Many children who develop this disorder overcome it as they grow up and their nervous systems become stronger and by adolescence they are more are less cured. The disease of Children Sleepwalking can be cured by taking certain precautions. Children who suffer from slee... (read more)

Author: pankusnv snv123456 | Article Views: 44

17. Is there a Santa Claus?
November 03, 2009


In Florida a white Christmas means a sand storm, white waves crashing on shore, a sunlit beach, or a total "whiteout" of rain. Yes it does happen. Last year at Christmas time, I was swimming with my grandsons who were five and seven years old. The next door neighbors little girl had come over for a swim. The kids were in the hot pool above the big pool. The parents of Sally are Christian. Her father is a Christian Minister. My seven year old grandson was nearest to me in the big pool. The three of them were in a heated debate. The first time the seven year old turned around he said, ... (read more)

Author: Merry C. Battles | Article Views: 93

18. Watch 24 episodes online free
November 02, 2009


Are you frustrated with websites that claim you can watch the show "24" for free.Then it either turns out that not only is it not free,but the hassle you have to go through just to watch one episode is unbearable. Well i know one thing for shure i am!! But not anymore,i finally found a website that makes watching any episode of "24" easy as pie. www.watch24episodes.com is unbelievable.Ill be honest,it does have some flaws like, a few non functioning videos,and the fact that you have to complete a survey to watch . But two minutes of taking a survey is definately worth 168 hours(and cou... (read more)

Author: Mike Figlioli | Article Views: 63

19. Russian Dating Weird? Not Compared to Other Dating Sites<p><p>
November 02, 2009


Searching for your future Russian bride across the globe via the internet may sound strange to some, but actually it is very normal compared to other online dating sites out there. Studies have shown that international marriages between Western men and Russian and Ukrainian women do work well, but we’re not so sure about some of these other bizarre matchmaking sites. There's a site for everyoneThere seems to be an online dating community for all types these days. There’s a myriad of animal lover sites from cats, dogs, reptiles, and even horses. There is also a site for fans of popular televisi... (read more)

Author: Michelle Brown | Article Views: 56

20. 5 Bizarre Ways To Get Your "you Go Girl" On
November 01, 2009


check us out at CHICKMELIONfreelance">5 Bizarre Ways To Get Your “You Go Girl” On That dating game can be rough on a girl. There are so many in’s and out’s to come familiar with in order to stay on top of your game and remain competitive in a very aggressive arena. Grabbing and holding onto the attentions of men can wear a poor girl down. Fear not though, here are a few unconventional tricks up the sleeve that might just give you that upper hand you need . Keep fit and trim for him... Has this ever happened to you. You have the attention of a guy and you have done what your mo... (read more)

Author: Carla Dummerauf | Article Views: 55

21. Why Watch Two and a Half Men Episodes
October 29, 2009


So those of you that haven't seen Two and a Half Men are missing out really. Why you may ask? Well first and foremost the show is a hit sitcom airing on CBS for its seventh season and running. Charlie Sheen being one of the executive producers has done a great job in making this show a great success. The show has progressed to become the show that Two and a Half Men has through its great chemistry, humor, supporting cast, and longevity that has kept this show definitely a classic in the making. The show’s chemistry is great. As the main characters Charlie and Alan work synonymously togeth... (read more)

Author: Danny Kim | Article Views: 70

22. WANT A FUNNY HALLOWEEN? GET YOUR PETS IN TO ACTION!
October 28, 2009


Halloween is not just for the kids and adults alike to enjoy. Our beloved pet animals should not miss out on the fun. And so to actually make a fun and funny Halloween, try getting your pets involved. If you think that we humans can dress silly, well our pets can dress even sillier! We love our pets so much because they are adorable, sensitive and do the crazy things. Sure they always try to tear your house down but we know it’s not intentional and that it’s part of their tactics to catch our attention. They crave love and affection just like small children. Pets brighten up our mood... (read more)

Author: Parvis Radji | Article Views: 86

23. HALLOWEEN MOVIES OF 2009
October 28, 2009


Every year, Hollywood always makes it a point to come up with Halloween movies. And there are surely no short of what they can offer. There have already been movies that came out that are either a success or a flop. One film success so far is The Final Destination. This fourth installment of the franchise topped the North American box office in its debut and stayed there for two weeks beating out Rob Zombie’s Halloween II which unfortunately did not do well. Another Halloween movie that did not fare well was the much promoted Jennifer’s Body which is starred by the ubiquitous Megan ... (read more)

Author: Parvis Radji | Article Views: 74

24. HALLOWEEN GREETING CARDS: EVERYONE CAN AFFORD ‘EM!
October 28, 2009


With everybody already getting into the spirit of the festivities, it can’t be denied that almost all of them are also looking after their wallet and what is left of it. But internet connection these days is commonplace. Almost everybody is spending some time online. So what can you do to still have fun and save at the same time? Sending Halloween greeting cards is definitely one option. There’s been a poll that Halloween spending is expected to drop this year. With the global crisis hitting almost every major nation in the world, the last thing in everyone’s mind is to spend more than th... (read more)

Author: Parvis Radji | Article Views: 108

25. CELEBRITIES MAKE PERFECT HALLOWEEN CHARACTERS
October 28, 2009


Celebrities make good Halloween characters especially the most famous ones. The likes of Elvis, Marilyn and Michael Jackson are all perennial characters that make good Halloween costumes. With the more modern celebrities like Lady Gaga and Britney Spears, they also are becoming more popular Halloween characters. And speaking of Britney Spears. She has clearly been enjoying a great comeback from a tumultuous past 2 years. Who could ever forget that head-shaving moment at the barbershop or was that a dream? The past couple of months have been very good for her. She has been atop the charts,... (read more)

Author: Parvis Radji | Article Views: 91



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